WE DREW TODAY
AH FUCK the asshole striKes again
they’re great plants i mean without them where would grapes be
are you ever just reading a book and you come across word that you don’t know how to pronounce so you just go afkjhjdsfsjkdhs in your head
when it’s someone’s name and you have to keep doing that for the rest of the book
And then if that book gets turned into a movie, they will pronounce the characters name and you just sit there in the cinemas like the fuck just happened to me
isn’t it weird to think that you might be drinking the water that someone drowned in and that you might be breathing in the same air that last left a dying person’s lungs and that gift you gave someone that was wrapped in recycled paper might have been someone’s suicide note and that the box jellyfish has 64 anuses
isn’t that weird to think about
this fucked fucked me up
I went to elementary school with this girl, Heather, who had just started competitive swimming when we were in first grade. She always said she wanted to swim for the rest of her life and that she wanted to swim in the Olympics one day.
Heather swam in the 2012 Olympics in London.
Don’t you dare tell me a child’s dreams are foolish when anything is possible if you work hard enough.
This is amazing…
The story of my personal and professional life.
my dad is driving to Florida and he saw this in virginia.
I never knew Jesus drove a Honda… He did not speak of his own Accord
That’s not a Honda that’s a Hyundai
I am not a clever man
horny like a brony
what the fuck is this doing in the crotchboobs tag
What the fuck are you doing on the crotchboobs tag?
livin life, bein myself